The Ultimate Truths; Lick The Ultimate Wahoo!

* Demarcus is third in the ACC in field goal percentage? Impressive, especially for a guard!

* The Ultimate Lord loves Gregs crooked smile in his headshot. It is such a "Hey there, go screw yourself!" grin. Good stuff.

* Speaking of Paulus; he really kicks his feet out when he shoots. Has he always done that, or is that relatively new?

* Also speaking of Paulus; quite a shiner on his face. Ask anyone at Idiot Central and they'll probably say he did it to himself.

* Welcome to the Jungle... Jump... yeah yeah yeah... at Cameron we don't need that piped-in crap to get pumped up. Just let the band play and the Crazies go... well, crazy!

* Seven players have lead Duke in scoring? Wow; that is like all the starters leading as well as two bench guys. That is crazy.

* Dave Leito looks presidential. Or maybe just like the bad guy advisor in "Dave," Bob Alexander.

* BTW, WTF is a Wahoo?

* Singletary uses the stutter-step/change of speed really, really well. The guys were having a hard time staying in front of him early in the game before he ran out of gas. Admittedly, three games in five days is tough.

* Duke hasn't run the triple-screen-at-the-top-of-the-key in a while. Not a part of the Pheonix Suns offense?

* That dell ink/Staples commercial is annoying; just slap that idiot who is freaking out about the printer, please!

* Speaking of Staples... do you think Phil Ford's wife comes with an Easy button?

* Man, The Ultimate Lord thought the Will Ferrell lying on the bench thing was a bust on Kris Lang... turns out not so much. Oh well.

* Milkalawhatever is a chunky monkey!

* " Paulus and Singletary are dueling!" Or, if you ask the kids, they are "versing" each other. Ohhhhh The Ultimate Lord doesn't like THAT one.

* Heh, Singletary with a FAKE behind the head pass. That is pretty ballsy.

* Hm, lots of guys named Bill in the best NCAA players of all time. Coincidence? Or conspiracy? On another note, The Ultimate Lord always thought the name "Robert" lent itself to success.

* Well now, how about THAT?! Elmore bitching about about playing Walton at a neutral site? Once a Terp...

* Scheyer at point? Interesting.

* Singler's 3s early in the game looked like they had a lot of arc on them.

* "Singletary will be called for palming the ball?! No way! Terrible refs! Whine whine whine, let's show the replay, whine whin... oh. Hm, how about that, they got it right?" Just like Duke is always living and dying by the 3, ESPN is living and dying by trashing the refs. Seriously, this is the worst it has been that The Ultimate Lord can ever remember.

* The UVA cheerleaders blow. And not in the good way.

* OHHHH that Singler to Paulus save, Paulus drive and kick to Singler for 3 was SICK. Too bad they responded with a three.

* "Singler with a tough turn to his left." Keep trying Kyle, in the end even Derrick Zoolander turned to his left successfully!

* Paulus has awesome, awesome vision. Helps to have a guy on the end of those passes who can jump through the roof, of course.

* Gerald Sr.; straight up P-I-M-P in that hat.

* The Ultimate Lord loves Duke Zone. The again, the grass is always greener...

* Dude, that Mariachi guy makes The Ultimate Lord want to eat Taco Bell and pick up chicks all at once. Hola...!

* Coach K = a good damn soldier and a good damn American who looks out for his fellow soldiers, and all of the America haters at Idiot Central can suck on The Ultimate Wahoo.

* Zoubs gave up on that rebound at the end there; guess the shot clock sounds a bit like the horn?

* When the charges aren't coming and the other team is pulling up, the zone shows up? Interesting...

* Hot in here and both teams are showing the effect? Uh, not really; the Wahoos might be bent over holding their shorts, but the Blue Devils aren't.

* Paulus got wrecked on that 3 attempt and no foul?

* Speaking of Paulus, opposing fans really care for Greg Paulus. They just love him. Seriously. How else would you explain the fact that every time he gets bloodied and has to come out of the game, they boo?

* Singletary fouled Zoubek and Zoubek couldn't get the ball in the hoop? Come on Brian, you have a FOOT on that guy!

* Speaking of Singletary, looks like he used up his career game one game early, eh?

* Baker has an UGLY, ugly shot.

* Glad Mike corrected himself on that "Singletary has the most heart blah blah" comment before The Ultimate Lord had to call a limo, take it to the local airport, get in The Ultimate Private Plane, fly down to Virginia, get a limo from the airport to the Days Inn, go up to room 211, knock on the door while calling out "Room service!" and slap the piss out of Patrick when he opened the door for such a stupid comment.

* What a shot by Scheyer! The circus is in town!

* Kyle seemed to be shooting threes pretty early in the shot clock when we were in stall ball; a freshman mistake, or orders from K to help him break out of his mini-slump?

* Speaking of Kyle; The Ultimate Lord LOVES him with the ball during stall ball time; why don't we use that more often?

* Duke might have bad luck with our podiatrist, but man that strength and conditioning coach is the MAN.

* Love Scheyer playing D on Singletary; this isn't the first time that Jon's mix of athleticism, smarts, and length have bothered a shorter guard.

* Lance still has crappy hands.

* Greg > Sean.

And finally...

* Hope K catches Dean on Saturday; how appropriate would that be?

GO TO HELL CAROLINA, GO TO HELL!