Recently someone started "trash talk" about UNC and Duke; The Ultimate Lord figured He would share some... Ultimate Trash!
The University of North Carolina - Chapel Hill sucks. It is a crap ass school filled with stupid hicks who sound like characters from Hee Haw, and is proud of a heritage that includes trying to kill United States soldiers and destroy the United States of America. That ugly, sissy-ass baby blue color only looks good stripped off of girls whom The Ultimate Lord is destroying in the sack, which happened regularly in The Ultimate Lord's undergrad years at Duke, because the Carolina girls were impressed by any guy who could afford to buy a meal and could spell a four letter word like D-U-K-E. Roy is a whiny little loser who couldn't win the NIT with his own players, much less a national title, and UNC fans are gutless, stupid, backwater losers who are obsessed with a clearly superior school, adore trashing their own players when they don't play well, trashing their coaches who do things like lead them to multiple Final Fours and recruit championship winning teams, and crying when they pull the choke-job of a lifetime against Georgetown... whoops! Their respected coach, Dean Smith, coached for 60 years and still won fewer titles than Coach K; however, he CAN be thanked for bringing Four Corners to basketball, which resulted in a bunch of guys throwing the ball to each other rather than playing basketball and resulted in scores of 12-8... good thing he won a lot of games like that to pad his record! Too bad K will STILL pass him in an era where holding onto the ball for thirty nine minutes and 45 seconds isn't allowed. Rasheed couldn't read to save his LIFE, and Serge couldn't shoot free throws to save his life. Oh, and Jeff nailed Phil's wife, probably doggie style in Phil's own bed, and no one, including the supposedly moral coach, did a DAMN thing about it.
In closing, if The Ultimate Lord may quote The King of the Quad, yelling directly at the womens studies dorm;
"YOU... ARE A BITCH. GO BACK... TO THE KITCHEN."
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